“My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.”

— Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via simply-quotes)

(Source: simply-quotes, via thesassyrebel)

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via destressyourbreast)

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

(via destressyourbreast)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via klassy-karma)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via memewhore)